* Real Programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for gum chewing twits who maintain ancient payroll programs.
真正的程序员不用cobol。cobol只能用来维护远古的工资程序。
* Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for wimpy engineers who wear white socks. The get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear reactor simulations.
真正的程序员不写fortran程序。fortran是让畏缩的白领工程师用的。 那些人只钟情于有限的状态分析和核反应堆模拟。
* Real Programmers don't write in Modula-2. Modula-2 is for insecure analretentives who can't choose between Pascal and COBOL.
真正的程序员不用modula-2编程。modula-2集合了pascal和cobol的缺点。
* Real Programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written on one line.
真正的程序员不写apl程序，除非他能在一行内把一个程序写完。
* Real Programmers don't write in Lisp. Only effeminate programmers use more parentheses than actual code.
真正的程序员不用lisp编程。只有女人气的程序员才会用的括号比代码还多。
* for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They wear neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear desk.
真正的程序员鄙视结构化编程。结构化编程是让过早被训练怎样上厕所的强迫性精神病患者用的。那些人在工作前要打好领带，然后小心翼翼地在另一张书桌上削铅笔。
* Real Programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.
真正的程序员鄙视浮点运算。十进制是为蠢人而发明的。
* Real Programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use them all in every Real Program. Some candyass architectures won't allow EXECUTE instructions to address another EXECUTE instruction as the target instruction. Real Programmers despise petty restrictions.
真正的程序员深谙指令之间的细微差别，而且非在写的每一个程序中都体现出来不可。有些编译器不允许EXECUTE指令象对目标指令那样对另一个EXECUTE指令寻址。真正的程序员对这种限制熟记于心。
* Real Programmers Don't use PL/I. PL/I is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between Cobol and Fortran.
真正的程序员不用PL/I。PL/I是让偎依在妈妈身边的小男孩在无法从cobol和pascal中选择时用的。
* Real Programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer.
能摆平那些有心智缺陷的人，比如那些资深的策划者（他们很爱“教导”程序员们）。
* Real programmers ignore schedules.
真正的程序员不按日程表办事。
* Real Programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.
真正的程序员不带午餐上班。有得吃就吃，没得吃就饿着。
* Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
真正的程序员在冒险和滋事时脑子最聪明。
* Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
真正的程序员用C，因为C是最容易拼的语言，只有一个字母。
* Real Programmers don't use symbolic debuggers, who needs symbols.
真正的程序员不用符号化的调试器，因为它竟需要符号。
* Real Programmers only curse at inanimate objects.
真正的程序员只诅咒死气沉沉的东西。
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